charles you chauvanistic pig

i dont feel like using capital letters today. moving on -

i am a sexist bitch.

despite being a female (i know it shocked me too)

i am incredibly sexist towards women... female comedians especially

i dont know i think theres just a stigma attached to women in comedy, you either have to be ugly, fat or really really bitter and swear alot.. oh theres also being incredibly stupid/ditsy

i just think i judge my fellow females a bit more than i should and i want to change this (a bit) i dont think its fixable i'll always think girls have something to prove how very 1950's of me

i guess its because i think that there would be alot more competition on the female side of the media industry because girls are more into that thing so therefore the quality would go down (maybe i could be talking absolute bollocks) but i like to think that the guys who do make it big are actually quite talented, not to say that they all are or that the girls arent dont get me wrong but yeah i just prefer boys i guess

maybe its jealously related

highly possible

x charles

Single Shoes

i have a freaking question.

you know when your driving along just minding your own business then BAM side of the road theres a lone shoe.. how the F do they get there? here are some of my theorys..

option 1# driver got sick of their left shoe and threw it out the window

option 2# passenger got sick of drivers left shoe and threw it out the window

option 3# shoe got sick of passenger and jumped out the window

option 4# shoe is a kidnap victim and was left on the side of the road after a brutal murdering

option 5# shoe drank redbull to fly away to shoesville but ran out of wings half way

option 6# shoe was made on the side of the road by an elf who lives in the bushes and was put there as a sacrifice to the shoegods

option 7# shoe's actually grow on the side of the road and that particular shoe was missed when the others were picked


thats all i can come up with currently i will continue to by mystified by the lone shoes but for the time being i think ill go with option 2 what are your opinions?

Love Charles x

real life Daria

okay.
i feel as if i've become a true Daria.
i appear to have adopted her monotone, blasé persona and looks aswell
http://carakills.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/daria.jpg
everythings just kinda blah lately
holidays over, no boy, no potential boy even, lack of money, boring job, weathers turning, been sick whinge whinge freaking whinge
i finally did a youtube video with a little bit of uke, but finally got on a roll and was doing okay with only one hicup then my housemate got home and scared me so cropped the vid alot alot so theres not much to it
i think im going to start trying to put more effort into this blog considering i spend alot of time at work staring into space i might aswell start contributing to this
(woo go new years resolutions finally coming into play)
i ran a marathon the other week. and yes im claiming it as a marathon despite it only being 3.4 miles. its a f-ing marathon okay?!
i have recently fallen in love with david thorne, he is fabulous. however i dont know if i could handle a conversation with him. i expect it would be to entertaining
http://www.27bslash6.com is his website. read it. now
oh and just to top things off.. ive lost my nack for solitare
x Charles

climbed any trees/done any breaking and entering lately?

hahahaha i thought i dreamt this! i must have been in a daze when i read it! hah what a goof! no shenanigans lately unfortunately but many to come thats for sure!

Ask me questions.. bitch

this is the only way i can describe my mood

click both the links -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NZdggNUvq0
http://www.rainymood.com/

and listen to them play together.

i spose im grateful to have had that time of yours even though it seems to have come to an end.

i just hope you dont change your mind and completely fuck my brain up


love charles

i love ikea furniture

I am in the most bizarre mood at the moment.
I want to be really productive but my body wont keep up with my mind which is going a zillion miles an hour.
I am so over emotional at the moment and cant be fucked using capital letters anymore
so im not going to. i only used 3 in total but still
listening to; new romantic - laura marling at the moment
I WANT TO YELL - more capitals
apologies for this horrendous blog i will reblog with all my gossip later tonight if not tomorrow or a week or something

bye

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