Single Shoes

i have a freaking question.

you know when your driving along just minding your own business then BAM side of the road theres a lone shoe.. how the F do they get there? here are some of my theorys..

option 1# driver got sick of their left shoe and threw it out the window

option 2# passenger got sick of drivers left shoe and threw it out the window

option 3# shoe got sick of passenger and jumped out the window

option 4# shoe is a kidnap victim and was left on the side of the road after a brutal murdering

option 5# shoe drank redbull to fly away to shoesville but ran out of wings half way

option 6# shoe was made on the side of the road by an elf who lives in the bushes and was put there as a sacrifice to the shoegods

option 7# shoe's actually grow on the side of the road and that particular shoe was missed when the others were picked


thats all i can come up with currently i will continue to by mystified by the lone shoes but for the time being i think ill go with option 2 what are your opinions?

Love Charles x