i dont feel like using capital letters today. moving on -
i am a sexist bitch.
despite being a female (i know it shocked me too)
i am incredibly sexist towards women... female comedians especially
i dont know i think theres just a stigma attached to women in comedy, you either have to be ugly, fat or really really bitter and swear alot.. oh theres also being incredibly stupid/ditsy
i just think i judge my fellow females a bit more than i should and i want to change this (a bit) i dont think its fixable i'll always think girls have something to prove how very 1950's of me
i guess its because i think that there would be alot more competition on the female side of the media industry because girls are more into that thing so therefore the quality would go down (maybe i could be talking absolute bollocks) but i like to think that the guys who do make it big are actually quite talented, not to say that they all are or that the girls arent dont get me wrong but yeah i just prefer boys i guess
maybe its jealously related
highly possible
x charles
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Single Shoes
i have a freaking question.
you know when your driving along just minding your own business then BAM side of the road theres a lone shoe.. how the F do they get there? here are some of my theorys..
option 1# driver got sick of their left shoe and threw it out the window
option 2# passenger got sick of drivers left shoe and threw it out the window
option 3# shoe got sick of passenger and jumped out the window
option 4# shoe is a kidnap victim and was left on the side of the road after a brutal murdering
option 5# shoe drank redbull to fly away to shoesville but ran out of wings half way
option 6# shoe was made on the side of the road by an elf who lives in the bushes and was put there as a sacrifice to the shoegods
option 7# shoe's actually grow on the side of the road and that particular shoe was missed when the others were picked
thats all i can come up with currently i will continue to by mystified by the lone shoes but for the time being i think ill go with option 2 what are your opinions?
Love Charles x
you know when your driving along just minding your own business then BAM side of the road theres a lone shoe.. how the F do they get there? here are some of my theorys..
option 1# driver got sick of their left shoe and threw it out the window
option 2# passenger got sick of drivers left shoe and threw it out the window
option 3# shoe got sick of passenger and jumped out the window
option 4# shoe is a kidnap victim and was left on the side of the road after a brutal murdering
option 5# shoe drank redbull to fly away to shoesville but ran out of wings half way
option 6# shoe was made on the side of the road by an elf who lives in the bushes and was put there as a sacrifice to the shoegods
option 7# shoe's actually grow on the side of the road and that particular shoe was missed when the others were picked
thats all i can come up with currently i will continue to by mystified by the lone shoes but for the time being i think ill go with option 2 what are your opinions?
Love Charles x
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