because im staying at my aunts place she's been doing a bit of a clean up so i had a room to stay in, whilst doing so she's come across letters from my mum and dad from when they were traveling the world and when i was a baby. a few of the funnier bits below
Dec 4th 1990 - approx 1 year old
Dad writes (asking Sally to ship a video shield over): Charlotte reckons the TV, Video and My stereo are the best toys in the house, and as she staggers around now grabbing clumps of bread etc it can only be a matter of time before one gets 'posted' into the video.
Mum writes: She's babbling all the time, mostly ba-ba-ba and she's very good at muma ma-ma, which pleases me no end. Dick(dad) is desperate for her to get going on da-da but theres nothing happening in that department yet.
I got a mountain bke for my b.d and so did Richard. We strapped Charlotte in her seat and put her hat on and she screamed the whole time we were out! not exactly a roaring success, but it should get better.
these gave me such a chuckle to see what my parents were like before i was a nuisance
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
london baybe
iiimmmm heeeerrreeeee
hot boys come out to play!
went exploring the last few days this is what ive been up to so far
day1. arrived off the plane 6am caught the tube to closest station to aunt who picked me up and took me home hung around didnt do much then headed to the local farmers market where we bought about £85 worth of fresh veggies (omnomnom) n managed to stay awake till 2pm when i crashed. back up at 5pm for a roast dinner at 730 (equiv of 3am hometime) then back to bed
day2. woke up at 6am (equiv 2pm) breakfast at home, wandered down the st ipod died, tubed it to covent gardens where a few buskers were performing, ate a whole container of raspberrys felt a little sick afterwards, walked through the markets bought 6 old keys i think will open a castle somewhere (to make into necklaces for lovies) also bought some photos of marilyn, jimmy hendrix and a couple of other bands who im not 100% sure who they are but theyre great pics so gottem anyway went home n watched breakfast at tiffanys
day3. went adventuring to picadilly circus and oxford street, wandered through the back streets of camden town caught the tube got off at a random station ended up walking my way to soho on one of the backstreets walked past dylan moran took his photo from across the street started wandering off when he ran up to me yelling his head off! so apologised (wasnt aware it was a nono thought that was what happened when you were famous, tosser) sulked for a bit went to waterloo station got a bit lost found krispy kreme doughnuts spilled raspberry insides alover myself and had had enough went home and sulked and watched penguins marchin
day4. slept for a ridiculous 14.5 hours woke up feeling chirpier than the day before. breakfast goofed around on the comp, convinced myself to get off my ass and get out of the house left around 1pm on to the tube to tate modern walking in swear i saw the sign guy from love actually wanted to take pictures but after yesterdays antics thought better of it, spent 3 hours wandering around went into a giant sea container got almost 1/2 way realised i couldnt see my feet started to get spooked and went back out. watched little girls squeal in horror at a penis which made me laugh to myself, left got starbucks and ended up with the wrong drink (boooo) drank it anyway. got off at london bridge, stepping off the train and london bridge - fergie starts playing on my ipod oh the hilarity, helped a little old lady cross the road and carry her bags (good deed of the day) walked through the closing markets and headed back home. eyesexed a boy on the tube, may have been one sided but im not confessing anything.
thas it for today
will update again soon
adios muchachos
hot boys come out to play!
went exploring the last few days this is what ive been up to so far
day1. arrived off the plane 6am caught the tube to closest station to aunt who picked me up and took me home hung around didnt do much then headed to the local farmers market where we bought about £85 worth of fresh veggies (omnomnom) n managed to stay awake till 2pm when i crashed. back up at 5pm for a roast dinner at 730 (equiv of 3am hometime) then back to bed
day2. woke up at 6am (equiv 2pm) breakfast at home, wandered down the st ipod died, tubed it to covent gardens where a few buskers were performing, ate a whole container of raspberrys felt a little sick afterwards, walked through the markets bought 6 old keys i think will open a castle somewhere (to make into necklaces for lovies) also bought some photos of marilyn, jimmy hendrix and a couple of other bands who im not 100% sure who they are but theyre great pics so gottem anyway went home n watched breakfast at tiffanys
day3. went adventuring to picadilly circus and oxford street, wandered through the back streets of camden town caught the tube got off at a random station ended up walking my way to soho on one of the backstreets walked past dylan moran took his photo from across the street started wandering off when he ran up to me yelling his head off! so apologised (wasnt aware it was a nono thought that was what happened when you were famous, tosser) sulked for a bit went to waterloo station got a bit lost found krispy kreme doughnuts spilled raspberry insides alover myself and had had enough went home and sulked and watched penguins marchin
day4. slept for a ridiculous 14.5 hours woke up feeling chirpier than the day before. breakfast goofed around on the comp, convinced myself to get off my ass and get out of the house left around 1pm on to the tube to tate modern walking in swear i saw the sign guy from love actually wanted to take pictures but after yesterdays antics thought better of it, spent 3 hours wandering around went into a giant sea container got almost 1/2 way realised i couldnt see my feet started to get spooked and went back out. watched little girls squeal in horror at a penis which made me laugh to myself, left got starbucks and ended up with the wrong drink (boooo) drank it anyway. got off at london bridge, stepping off the train and london bridge - fergie starts playing on my ipod oh the hilarity, helped a little old lady cross the road and carry her bags (good deed of the day) walked through the closing markets and headed back home. eyesexed a boy on the tube, may have been one sided but im not confessing anything.
thas it for today
will update again soon
adios muchachos
Monday, August 17, 2009
on the radio!
this morning i was listening to the radio and they were talking about youtube videos,
i thought mmmkay might aswell try call up..
GOT STRAIGHT THROUGH!
then was talking to the hosts of the show who were laughing at my vid
then nathan came up with an idea but wouldnt tell us what it was!!!
so ill be on Nova937 radio tomorrow morning from about 7:50 - 8am maybe?
tune it ought to be interesting to say the least!
best morning ever.
x
i thought mmmkay might aswell try call up..
GOT STRAIGHT THROUGH!
then was talking to the hosts of the show who were laughing at my vid
then nathan came up with an idea but wouldnt tell us what it was!!!
so ill be on Nova937 radio tomorrow morning from about 7:50 - 8am maybe?
tune it ought to be interesting to say the least!
best morning ever.
x
Sunday, August 16, 2009
poem
loves twitter
Dearest twitter,
My love, my addiction,
If you didn’t exist
I’d write you a fiction.
When I’m at work
Not sure what to do,
I sit around all day
Thinking of you.
I can’t control my feelings
Can’t do it anymore
You’re the one for me,
The one I adore.
I write you love letters,
On my sticky-note pad,
Relationship wise,
You’re the best I’ve ever had.
When the blue whale shows,
And says your ‘over capacity’
I promise to try harder
To contain my ferocity.
I might get jealous
When you @ other users
But it's me that you love
Not all those loosers.
When you’re unavailable
I can’t stop eating
I might get really fat
n need priority seating.
But you’ll still love me,
When I’m the size of a house
You’ll never get away,
Cos I control your mouse.
Remember that.
Love CharlesJhey.
Dearest twitter,
My love, my addiction,
If you didn’t exist
I’d write you a fiction.
When I’m at work
Not sure what to do,
I sit around all day
Thinking of you.
I can’t control my feelings
Can’t do it anymore
You’re the one for me,
The one I adore.
I write you love letters,
On my sticky-note pad,
Relationship wise,
You’re the best I’ve ever had.
When the blue whale shows,
And says your ‘over capacity’
I promise to try harder
To contain my ferocity.
I might get jealous
When you @ other users
But it's me that you love
Not all those loosers.
When you’re unavailable
I can’t stop eating
I might get really fat
n need priority seating.
But you’ll still love me,
When I’m the size of a house
You’ll never get away,
Cos I control your mouse.
Remember that.
Love CharlesJhey.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
wow this is from yonks ago, still relevant though
okay.
so ive taken to writing down everything i think of at work.
im putting this down to twitter withdrawls because i dont know what to do with my thoughts any more so ive been writing them on stickynotes nad hiding them in my diary.
so far im upto about 200. oops?
my dilema: i dont want to swamp twitter with hundreds of tweets all at once
but i dont have the time to space them out either!
solution: ill post them here instead.
1 - decode makes my stomach do somersaults
2 - ive lost the plot, oh wait i never had it!
3 - lollapalooza is such a great word
4 - i have kickass throwing abilities (dated 31-07-09)
5 -
6 - volcanoes are so interesting
7 - i just had the biggest craving to put deoderant on my head. o oh
8 - the accountant at work is killing the shredder!
9 - i want to go to the zoo dressed as an old school poacher
10 - if swimming is good for your figure.. explain whales
11 - i would absolutely love to be a boy for a day
12 - sticky notes are my new favourite thing ever
13 - i love cacti
14 - cherry ripes are such a sexy chocolate
15 - im either a bitch or a doormat.
16 - i havent drunk enough water today i feel like im going to start floating
17 - bananas in vegas
18 - i love writing notes to myself. i think im going to loose my mind
19 - when im an old lady i plan on being very crude
20 - when it goes dark i see two things, the mask from scream and dinosaurs
21 - i wish healthy stuff was less effort and cheaper
22 - im always impressed when i get a round number when putting petrol in my car
23 - i dont believe in the big bang, people would look to boring, and very burnt
24 - i like having a belly
25 - people definately take me more seriously now i wear goggles.
thats only like the first few pages of my diary.
more tomorrow hahahaha
ciao
so ive taken to writing down everything i think of at work.
im putting this down to twitter withdrawls because i dont know what to do with my thoughts any more so ive been writing them on stickynotes nad hiding them in my diary.
so far im upto about 200. oops?
my dilema: i dont want to swamp twitter with hundreds of tweets all at once
but i dont have the time to space them out either!
solution: ill post them here instead.
1 - decode makes my stomach do somersaults
2 - ive lost the plot, oh wait i never had it!
3 - lollapalooza is such a great word
4 - i have kickass throwing abilities (dated 31-07-09)
5 -
6 - volcanoes are so interesting
7 - i just had the biggest craving to put deoderant on my head. o oh
8 - the accountant at work is killing the shredder!
9 - i want to go to the zoo dressed as an old school poacher
10 - if swimming is good for your figure.. explain whales
11 - i would absolutely love to be a boy for a day
12 - sticky notes are my new favourite thing ever
13 - i love cacti
14 - cherry ripes are such a sexy chocolate
15 - im either a bitch or a doormat.
16 - i havent drunk enough water today i feel like im going to start floating
17 - bananas in vegas
18 - i love writing notes to myself. i think im going to loose my mind
19 - when im an old lady i plan on being very crude
20 - when it goes dark i see two things, the mask from scream and dinosaurs
21 - i wish healthy stuff was less effort and cheaper
22 - im always impressed when i get a round number when putting petrol in my car
23 - i dont believe in the big bang, people would look to boring, and very burnt
24 - i like having a belly
25 - people definately take me more seriously now i wear goggles.
thats only like the first few pages of my diary.
more tomorrow hahahaha
ciao
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
today
i got what i consider to be two humungus compliments.
1 - charlotte you are the weirdest person i have ever met
2 - charlotte you are the craziest person ever
from seperate people on the same day only a few hours apart. mind boggling.
i had a cat try and sleep on me earlier i just sat there laughing alot becuase she was poking my belly then curled up half on me and half on the laptop and was typing things on my messenger. my friend though i had lost the plot cos webcam was on and i was laughing but he couldnt see anything at all. good times!
i love black cats with green eyeballs.
x
1 - charlotte you are the weirdest person i have ever met
2 - charlotte you are the craziest person ever
from seperate people on the same day only a few hours apart. mind boggling.
i had a cat try and sleep on me earlier i just sat there laughing alot becuase she was poking my belly then curled up half on me and half on the laptop and was typing things on my messenger. my friend though i had lost the plot cos webcam was on and i was laughing but he couldnt see anything at all. good times!
i love black cats with green eyeballs.
x
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
sjö
wacked out dreams ive had semi-recently:
1 - my friend maddie was pregnant then she had the kid and named in maddison but she didnt have to look after if her parents sorta adopted it but she got the credit for the kid.. :S
2 - dream involved swine flu and an asian family that i was helping look after and i was with the 3 kids 2 girls and one little boy and the oldest girl told me to wait with the two younger ones while she checked to see if her mother was still alive, she didnt come back so i went in with the kids and they were talking = not dead and then the girl took my face in her hands and said thank you and she had a very pretty face with lovely skin i remember thinking but her body was hunched over like an old womans as she walked away with a group of people
3 - i was at a theme park and to get to the exit to go home you had to go through an op shop which was very organised in categorys etc. i was with a group of people sorting through the stuff in the shop when i found a shelf with board games and hats on it i found an incredible train driver type hat and showed phil who then said i had to put my other stuff back cos the hat was to cool and i wasnt allowed to have so much cool stuff then i woke up and laughed
4 - there was more to this dream but i cant remember what happened but the part i do remember was being by a stage and robert pattinson came from no where and was on the stage wearing really baggy trackpants and was dancing like he didnt care laughing his head off.. when i left he was sitting on steps outside still laughing histerically with his body guards so i said hello and he said hi haha
5 - i think this dream was provoked by reading that robert .p was attacked by fan girls in N.Y and thinking how close that was to phil and being a little jealous haha but my dream involved phil going to NY and following R.P and filming him with his camera and saying can you please say hi to my friend charlotte and then he did and i got the video via email and then i posted it on facebook...
6 - I was in my boss's office and her dog was pacing backwards and forwards and i wanted to take it outside and tie it to a pole.
7 - walking along a riverbank collecting feathers and crocodile eggs in deep mud
8 - surfing ridiculously huge waves when everyone else was running for their lives then one launching me onto a big metal frame and because the wind was so strong i heald onto the bars and i was flying and it was very pleasant then my mums friend debbie copied me and soon everyone was flying
9 - i lived in a very similar setting to jurassic park and there was an electric fence that went around the property that kept the dinosaurs behaving and we were in mine carts going on a tour through a cave and on either side of the cave were boxes of silkworms when we got to the house we realised the fence had broke so all the dinosaurs were looking for us and we were in the 3rd story of the house so we decided the safest place to go would be to the very bottom floor so to get there we had to go through trapdoors in the floor that were covered with like a handfull of sand to cover them so we went down all the 3 trapdoors and were on the bottom level when the curtains were open and there was trex looking in the window so we closed them put captain planet on tv and i waited with my brother and a biker guy i used to work with for my mum and dad to bring us happy meals home from mcdonalds. then i woke up
10 - was in a really old house that was just one room but went up and up and up and was lots of stories high but there were only like pathways around the outsides of the rooms and then the middle was cut out so you could see all the way up and down and then there was a horse carriage which was fully decked out when you went into it via the little suspended bridges
11 - i lived at the top of a lighthouse and one night in the middle of a storm my dog barney was sitting at the window looking out at the rain etc when there was a knock on the door and there was a group of girls id gone to school with and never actually liked/talked to who were in the year above me and they had come over for a suprise slumber party in my house so i sat in the corner on a red box with barney watching in confusion.
- i was at a college where i was studying and i was a secret super hero and my enemy was trying to figure out who i was out of uniform so i was trying to be really inconspicuous and he kept egging me on so i went to fight him in a big abandoned house where he launched his sidekick at me who was a big brauny muscly thing and then suddenyl i had a sidekick of similar stature (phew) so they fought it out but then there was another sidekick of his who was a robot! so i beat the robot of course then my sidekick and i tried to lock the robot in a room downstairs by ripping the floor up throwing him in there then glueing the floor back in place - didnt work but before we found that out the big enemy guy was after me so i had to make a run for it while sidekick distracted them as i had to hide from the college students aswell i had to take my lovely red cape off which left me nude - ? i asked a girl who was on the beach for her sarong cos i was running down the beach holding my cape while starkers then i ran back to my dorm where my room mates were and they were fuming cos someone had broken into the dorm and stolen stuff so as they were explaining this some guy came up to the door i slammed the door in his face then went on to explain to them that i was actually a superhero
- i was at a different college and my friend was drunk walking around the dorm halls when she walked into someone elses dorm and started helping herself to their food while they stood there next to her looking really confused and then i went in to retrieve her i looked to the left and there was a chicken in a baking pan totally made of nuts.. i didnt know how theyd done it but it looked delicious.
At the moment thats all i can think of but thats my dreams.. theres a few more saved in my phone but i cant figure out what they were supposed to mean or dont remember; eg
- man had a vectss called nrnns parents took case of he going done over earso - that might be about maddie having a baby
-cycle dreaming about writing on pg
- ultjfke cling date magnet fingers take likus any - i think this was about a blind date dream
- arriving at the hospital no bag and desk
- gnomes easier wolf people caught cling film books brad pitt cards everywhere madys horse dogs air post taxi home house in baswater - all i remember about this one is brad pitt throwing a pile of cards at me and them going absolutely everwhere
This is an overdue post hence the length of it.. will update with dreams more regularly from now on!
C
1 - my friend maddie was pregnant then she had the kid and named in maddison but she didnt have to look after if her parents sorta adopted it but she got the credit for the kid.. :S
2 - dream involved swine flu and an asian family that i was helping look after and i was with the 3 kids 2 girls and one little boy and the oldest girl told me to wait with the two younger ones while she checked to see if her mother was still alive, she didnt come back so i went in with the kids and they were talking = not dead and then the girl took my face in her hands and said thank you and she had a very pretty face with lovely skin i remember thinking but her body was hunched over like an old womans as she walked away with a group of people
3 - i was at a theme park and to get to the exit to go home you had to go through an op shop which was very organised in categorys etc. i was with a group of people sorting through the stuff in the shop when i found a shelf with board games and hats on it i found an incredible train driver type hat and showed phil who then said i had to put my other stuff back cos the hat was to cool and i wasnt allowed to have so much cool stuff then i woke up and laughed
4 - there was more to this dream but i cant remember what happened but the part i do remember was being by a stage and robert pattinson came from no where and was on the stage wearing really baggy trackpants and was dancing like he didnt care laughing his head off.. when i left he was sitting on steps outside still laughing histerically with his body guards so i said hello and he said hi haha
5 - i think this dream was provoked by reading that robert .p was attacked by fan girls in N.Y and thinking how close that was to phil and being a little jealous haha but my dream involved phil going to NY and following R.P and filming him with his camera and saying can you please say hi to my friend charlotte and then he did and i got the video via email and then i posted it on facebook...
6 - I was in my boss's office and her dog was pacing backwards and forwards and i wanted to take it outside and tie it to a pole.
7 - walking along a riverbank collecting feathers and crocodile eggs in deep mud
8 - surfing ridiculously huge waves when everyone else was running for their lives then one launching me onto a big metal frame and because the wind was so strong i heald onto the bars and i was flying and it was very pleasant then my mums friend debbie copied me and soon everyone was flying
9 - i lived in a very similar setting to jurassic park and there was an electric fence that went around the property that kept the dinosaurs behaving and we were in mine carts going on a tour through a cave and on either side of the cave were boxes of silkworms when we got to the house we realised the fence had broke so all the dinosaurs were looking for us and we were in the 3rd story of the house so we decided the safest place to go would be to the very bottom floor so to get there we had to go through trapdoors in the floor that were covered with like a handfull of sand to cover them so we went down all the 3 trapdoors and were on the bottom level when the curtains were open and there was trex looking in the window so we closed them put captain planet on tv and i waited with my brother and a biker guy i used to work with for my mum and dad to bring us happy meals home from mcdonalds. then i woke up
10 - was in a really old house that was just one room but went up and up and up and was lots of stories high but there were only like pathways around the outsides of the rooms and then the middle was cut out so you could see all the way up and down and then there was a horse carriage which was fully decked out when you went into it via the little suspended bridges
11 - i lived at the top of a lighthouse and one night in the middle of a storm my dog barney was sitting at the window looking out at the rain etc when there was a knock on the door and there was a group of girls id gone to school with and never actually liked/talked to who were in the year above me and they had come over for a suprise slumber party in my house so i sat in the corner on a red box with barney watching in confusion.
- i was at a college where i was studying and i was a secret super hero and my enemy was trying to figure out who i was out of uniform so i was trying to be really inconspicuous and he kept egging me on so i went to fight him in a big abandoned house where he launched his sidekick at me who was a big brauny muscly thing and then suddenyl i had a sidekick of similar stature (phew) so they fought it out but then there was another sidekick of his who was a robot! so i beat the robot of course then my sidekick and i tried to lock the robot in a room downstairs by ripping the floor up throwing him in there then glueing the floor back in place - didnt work but before we found that out the big enemy guy was after me so i had to make a run for it while sidekick distracted them as i had to hide from the college students aswell i had to take my lovely red cape off which left me nude - ? i asked a girl who was on the beach for her sarong cos i was running down the beach holding my cape while starkers then i ran back to my dorm where my room mates were and they were fuming cos someone had broken into the dorm and stolen stuff so as they were explaining this some guy came up to the door i slammed the door in his face then went on to explain to them that i was actually a superhero
- i was at a different college and my friend was drunk walking around the dorm halls when she walked into someone elses dorm and started helping herself to their food while they stood there next to her looking really confused and then i went in to retrieve her i looked to the left and there was a chicken in a baking pan totally made of nuts.. i didnt know how theyd done it but it looked delicious.
At the moment thats all i can think of but thats my dreams.. theres a few more saved in my phone but i cant figure out what they were supposed to mean or dont remember; eg
- man had a vectss called nrnns parents took case of he going done over earso - that might be about maddie having a baby
-cycle dreaming about writing on pg
- ultjfke cling date magnet fingers take likus any - i think this was about a blind date dream
- arriving at the hospital no bag and desk
- gnomes easier wolf people caught cling film books brad pitt cards everywhere madys horse dogs air post taxi home house in baswater - all i remember about this one is brad pitt throwing a pile of cards at me and them going absolutely everwhere
This is an overdue post hence the length of it.. will update with dreams more regularly from now on!
C
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
sześć
hallo all... i have some very sad news.
gus passed away last week some time hence the lack of blog, ive been mourning.
i have bought a bobble head fish air freshener in memory of him and will post a picture tomorrow. hes stuck on my dashboard and bobbles where ever i go. he also has googily eyeballs its beautiful.
now its my turn to feel sick hopefully i dont die cos that wouldnt be much fun at all
i just got told off by my lecturer cos i was being a distraction to 4 of the guys in my class - oops
i should probably go and make my website...
ill add to this later i think its been a very morbid post nothing positive. will find something positive to write.
x
gus passed away last week some time hence the lack of blog, ive been mourning.
i have bought a bobble head fish air freshener in memory of him and will post a picture tomorrow. hes stuck on my dashboard and bobbles where ever i go. he also has googily eyeballs its beautiful.
now its my turn to feel sick hopefully i dont die cos that wouldnt be much fun at all
i just got told off by my lecturer cos i was being a distraction to 4 of the guys in my class - oops
i should probably go and make my website...
ill add to this later i think its been a very morbid post nothing positive. will find something positive to write.
x
Thursday, April 16, 2009
넷
re-evaluation..
firstly - i want to say sorry to joan rivers because that was slightly nasty.. okay very nasty but i still think she would have looked better without all the plastic surgery
secondly - boy (b) if you ever read this blog (unlikely) if i did scare you i apologise for making myself look easy/cheap, dancing like a ho, and sorta throwing myself at you a little bit (all under the influence of alcohol) but at the end of the day we all know im going to do it all again next time i go out although with out the easy/cheap part and the throwing myself around bit. dancing is inevetable. although if you did like it then your a dick for running away your drink could have waited and you hurt my feelings.
that is all.
p.s gus is still sick but alive nevertheless...
firstly - i want to say sorry to joan rivers because that was slightly nasty.. okay very nasty but i still think she would have looked better without all the plastic surgery
secondly - boy (b) if you ever read this blog (unlikely) if i did scare you i apologise for making myself look easy/cheap, dancing like a ho, and sorta throwing myself at you a little bit (all under the influence of alcohol) but at the end of the day we all know im going to do it all again next time i go out although with out the easy/cheap part and the throwing myself around bit. dancing is inevetable. although if you did like it then your a dick for running away your drink could have waited and you hurt my feelings.
that is all.
p.s gus is still sick but alive nevertheless...
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
cuatro
the venting session
first vent:
mcdonalds: WORST FUCKING INVENTION EVER!
why does it have to be so damn cheap... so easily accessible and so tasty (while your eating it)
i have tried and tried again to ban myself from it but it just doesnt work.
im supposed to be on a healthy eating diet but no.. i get hungry and oh how convenient theres a fucking maccs... SO ANGRY!
i feel guilty as im ordering it, guilty as im eating it and guilty after eating it but i still eat it WTF!
it makes me feel ill after wards (i think partly because of the guilt) and yet i choose to continue wasting money there and getting pudgier fucksake
second vent:
boys: SECOND WORST INVENTION EVER!
on sunday night i was at my friends party out at a night club there were some attractive boys there so my friend and i danced over to them smiled etc then kept dancing. she ended up dancing with a boy(a) - cool, and i had my eye on his friend(b) so i started trying to dance with (b) but no response i asked (a) if (b) had a girlfriend just to make sure he replied no and that he was just shy.. FABULOUS i can deal with shy i just have to be crazier than normal(apparantly put this with drunk and you get yourself in a mess) so did the whole naww are you shy thing and he smirked and shyed away from my hand which was attempting to stroke his face (smooth move dipshit) then i made him dance with me (pretty unsuccessfully) and then i fucking kissed him WHO DOES THAT! fuckzake...
so basicly then he danced with me for a little bit longer he said something in my ear at the time which i thought sounded like 'your really pretty' but after stressing over this for the past few days what if it was 'your really easy' WHICH IM NOT!(just to clear any assumtions up) but yeah then he said brb going to get a drink and ran away... oh the shame...
so yeah basicly thats been doing my head in completely and utterly for the past few days.
i feel a little better having written it down but now everyone can see the failure i am. so basicly- EPIC FAIL
third vent:
plastic surgery: joan rivers looks like the joker from batman
im sorry to all the hk fans out there sure shes funny but WHAT WHATS SHE THINKING when she did that to her face its like a personal joke on herself! she would have been way better leaving it alone and growing old gracefully but granted she is rather hilarious saw her on just for laughs on saturday night had a chuckle at her material.
fourth vent:
pet fish: great invention sorta
my fishes/pet water snails provide me with endless hours of entertainment but tonight i found my pet fish gus looking sick :( hes orange and has black tips on his fins and hes hilarious. i wish he wasnt such a guts though cos when ever i feed him and the others he goes hell for leather to eat as much as possible as if its going out of fashion and the others just cruise around eating casually but no gus has to be a piglet in disguise as a fish and eat so mucht that he ends up floating upside down on the top of the water for the rest of the evening.. first few times had me panicked then it became such a regular happening i just got used to it and would nudge him to make sure he was just playing dead.
tonight i got home and he was on the bottom upside down which is very bizarre. occasionally he'll swim upright then get tired it looks like and go back to the bottom and upside down:( hope your going to be okay gus! (have given him fish medicine)
thats all i can handle venting for the moment other wise i think ill have a venting melt down and just end up smashing the keyboard so ill leave it there for everyone sake.
night all
first vent:
mcdonalds: WORST FUCKING INVENTION EVER!
why does it have to be so damn cheap... so easily accessible and so tasty (while your eating it)
i have tried and tried again to ban myself from it but it just doesnt work.
im supposed to be on a healthy eating diet but no.. i get hungry and oh how convenient theres a fucking maccs... SO ANGRY!
i feel guilty as im ordering it, guilty as im eating it and guilty after eating it but i still eat it WTF!
it makes me feel ill after wards (i think partly because of the guilt) and yet i choose to continue wasting money there and getting pudgier fucksake
second vent:
boys: SECOND WORST INVENTION EVER!
on sunday night i was at my friends party out at a night club there were some attractive boys there so my friend and i danced over to them smiled etc then kept dancing. she ended up dancing with a boy(a) - cool, and i had my eye on his friend(b) so i started trying to dance with (b) but no response i asked (a) if (b) had a girlfriend just to make sure he replied no and that he was just shy.. FABULOUS i can deal with shy i just have to be crazier than normal(apparantly put this with drunk and you get yourself in a mess) so did the whole naww are you shy thing and he smirked and shyed away from my hand which was attempting to stroke his face (smooth move dipshit) then i made him dance with me (pretty unsuccessfully) and then i fucking kissed him WHO DOES THAT! fuckzake...
so basicly then he danced with me for a little bit longer he said something in my ear at the time which i thought sounded like 'your really pretty' but after stressing over this for the past few days what if it was 'your really easy' WHICH IM NOT!(just to clear any assumtions up) but yeah then he said brb going to get a drink and ran away... oh the shame...
so yeah basicly thats been doing my head in completely and utterly for the past few days.
i feel a little better having written it down but now everyone can see the failure i am. so basicly- EPIC FAIL
third vent:
plastic surgery: joan rivers looks like the joker from batman
im sorry to all the hk fans out there sure shes funny but WHAT WHATS SHE THINKING when she did that to her face its like a personal joke on herself! she would have been way better leaving it alone and growing old gracefully but granted she is rather hilarious saw her on just for laughs on saturday night had a chuckle at her material.
fourth vent:
pet fish: great invention sorta
my fishes/pet water snails provide me with endless hours of entertainment but tonight i found my pet fish gus looking sick :( hes orange and has black tips on his fins and hes hilarious. i wish he wasnt such a guts though cos when ever i feed him and the others he goes hell for leather to eat as much as possible as if its going out of fashion and the others just cruise around eating casually but no gus has to be a piglet in disguise as a fish and eat so mucht that he ends up floating upside down on the top of the water for the rest of the evening.. first few times had me panicked then it became such a regular happening i just got used to it and would nudge him to make sure he was just playing dead.
tonight i got home and he was on the bottom upside down which is very bizarre. occasionally he'll swim upright then get tired it looks like and go back to the bottom and upside down:( hope your going to be okay gus! (have given him fish medicine)
thats all i can handle venting for the moment other wise i think ill have a venting melt down and just end up smashing the keyboard so ill leave it there for everyone sake.
night all
Friday, April 10, 2009
pink school like dressWednesday, April 8, 2009
blue blouse grey skirtTuesday, April 7, 2009
orange skirt over white dress & wonderwoman beltMonday, April 6, 2009
pharaoh jumper and leather look leggingsSunday, April 5, 2009
white dress with black striped jacketFriday, April 3, 2009
the white dress with green&black squaresThursday, April 2, 2009
trois
i lovelovelovelove them!
i have spent copious amounts of money in op shops and ebay in recent weeks and have decided to show you some of my buys!
over the next few weeks etc ill post bits and pieces of what im buying and wearing out and about!
hope you like my stuffs
ciao mama xx
i have spent copious amounts of money in op shops and ebay in recent weeks and have decided to show you some of my buys!
over the next few weeks etc ill post bits and pieces of what im buying and wearing out and about!
hope you like my stuffs
ciao mama xx
Sunday, March 29, 2009
eins
okay.. so!
1- im sorry to myself (because no one else is reading this) that i havent been as dedicated to this blog as i originally intended but! i have been busy working as much as i can, doing salsa lessons etc and geeeetar lessons and trying to fit soccer in there aswell but i will attempt to get myself going here!
2- dislocated shoulders SUCK and hurt A LOT! i did my shoulder jumping off a diving board in the last 5 minutes after work finished so now im all sulky!
3 - i havent been practicing my guitar enough and i have a feeling my teachers going to be a little peeved at me! oops :\
4 - i cant think of anything else to write so im going just to wrap it up there..
5- i thought of something to write - how the eff am i supposed to get more twitter followers? ADD ME "charlesjhey"! :)
adios amigos!
charles
uno
so. ive made the decision to become world wide famous, now the hard part - getting there.
i need suggestions as to how to get into castings etc etc.
i have next to no acting experience but i can change that.
please help.
i have a few business ideas id like to get off the ground also including; a record store/book shop/coffee house combination, a night club/pub and a few clothing lines.
if you have any input please let me know
charles
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