wow this is from yonks ago, still relevant though

okay.

so ive taken to writing down everything i think of at work.

im putting this down to twitter withdrawls because i dont know what to do with my thoughts any more so ive been writing them on stickynotes nad hiding them in my diary.

so far im upto about 200. oops?

my dilema: i dont want to swamp twitter with hundreds of tweets all at once
but i dont have the time to space them out either!
solution: ill post them here instead.

1 - decode makes my stomach do somersaults
2 - ive lost the plot, oh wait i never had it!
3 - lollapalooza is such a great word
4 - i have kickass throwing abilities (dated 31-07-09)
5 -
6 - volcanoes are so interesting
7 - i just had the biggest craving to put deoderant on my head. o oh
8 - the accountant at work is killing the shredder!
9 - i want to go to the zoo dressed as an old school poacher
10 - if swimming is good for your figure.. explain whales
11 - i would absolutely love to be a boy for a day
12 - sticky notes are my new favourite thing ever
13 - i love cacti
14 - cherry ripes are such a sexy chocolate
15 - im either a bitch or a doormat.
16 - i havent drunk enough water today i feel like im going to start floating
17 - bananas in vegas
18 - i love writing notes to myself. i think im going to loose my mind
19 - when im an old lady i plan on being very crude
20 - when it goes dark i see two things, the mask from scream and dinosaurs
21 - i wish healthy stuff was less effort and cheaper
22 - im always impressed when i get a round number when putting petrol in my car
23 - i dont believe in the big bang, people would look to boring, and very burnt
24 - i like having a belly
25 - people definately take me more seriously now i wear goggles.

thats only like the first few pages of my diary.
more tomorrow hahahaha

ciao