poem

loves twitter

Dearest twitter,
My love, my addiction,
If you didn’t exist
I’d write you a fiction.

When I’m at work
Not sure what to do,
I sit around all day
Thinking of you.

I can’t control my feelings
Can’t do it anymore
You’re the one for me,
The one I adore.

I write you love letters,
On my sticky-note pad,
Relationship wise,
You’re the best I’ve ever had.

When the blue whale shows,
And says your ‘over capacity’
I promise to try harder
To contain my ferocity.

I might get jealous
When you @ other users
But it's me that you love
Not all those loosers.

When you’re unavailable
I can’t stop eating
I might get really fat
n need priority seating.

But you’ll still love me,
When I’m the size of a house
You’ll never get away,
Cos I control your mouse.


Remember that.

Love CharlesJhey.