radio

didnt happen today
they forgot to call.
might happen later this week.

on the radio!

this morning i was listening to the radio and they were talking about youtube videos,
i thought mmmkay might aswell try call up..

GOT STRAIGHT THROUGH!
then was talking to the hosts of the show who were laughing at my vid

then nathan came up with an idea but wouldnt tell us what it was!!!
so ill be on Nova937 radio tomorrow morning from about 7:50 - 8am maybe?

tune it ought to be interesting to say the least!

best morning ever.

x

poem

loves twitter

Dearest twitter,
My love, my addiction,
If you didn’t exist
I’d write you a fiction.

When I’m at work
Not sure what to do,
I sit around all day
Thinking of you.

I can’t control my feelings
Can’t do it anymore
You’re the one for me,
The one I adore.

I write you love letters,
On my sticky-note pad,
Relationship wise,
You’re the best I’ve ever had.

When the blue whale shows,
And says your ‘over capacity’
I promise to try harder
To contain my ferocity.

I might get jealous
When you @ other users
But it's me that you love
Not all those loosers.

When you’re unavailable
I can’t stop eating
I might get really fat
n need priority seating.

But you’ll still love me,
When I’m the size of a house
You’ll never get away,
Cos I control your mouse.


Remember that.

Love CharlesJhey.

wow this is from yonks ago, still relevant though

okay.

so ive taken to writing down everything i think of at work.

im putting this down to twitter withdrawls because i dont know what to do with my thoughts any more so ive been writing them on stickynotes nad hiding them in my diary.

so far im upto about 200. oops?

my dilema: i dont want to swamp twitter with hundreds of tweets all at once
but i dont have the time to space them out either!
solution: ill post them here instead.

1 - decode makes my stomach do somersaults
2 - ive lost the plot, oh wait i never had it!
3 - lollapalooza is such a great word
4 - i have kickass throwing abilities (dated 31-07-09)
5 -
6 - volcanoes are so interesting
7 - i just had the biggest craving to put deoderant on my head. o oh
8 - the accountant at work is killing the shredder!
9 - i want to go to the zoo dressed as an old school poacher
10 - if swimming is good for your figure.. explain whales
11 - i would absolutely love to be a boy for a day
12 - sticky notes are my new favourite thing ever
13 - i love cacti
14 - cherry ripes are such a sexy chocolate
15 - im either a bitch or a doormat.
16 - i havent drunk enough water today i feel like im going to start floating
17 - bananas in vegas
18 - i love writing notes to myself. i think im going to loose my mind
19 - when im an old lady i plan on being very crude
20 - when it goes dark i see two things, the mask from scream and dinosaurs
21 - i wish healthy stuff was less effort and cheaper
22 - im always impressed when i get a round number when putting petrol in my car
23 - i dont believe in the big bang, people would look to boring, and very burnt
24 - i like having a belly
25 - people definately take me more seriously now i wear goggles.

thats only like the first few pages of my diary.
more tomorrow hahahaha

ciao

today

i got what i consider to be two humungus compliments.
1 - charlotte you are the weirdest person i have ever met
2 - charlotte you are the craziest person ever

from seperate people on the same day only a few hours apart. mind boggling.

i had a cat try and sleep on me earlier i just sat there laughing alot becuase she was poking my belly then curled up half on me and half on the laptop and was typing things on my messenger. my friend though i had lost the plot cos webcam was on and i was laughing but he couldnt see anything at all. good times!

i love black cats with green eyeballs.


x